Christian is a really funny boy and says the most funniest things. I wanted to share them.
Chris: Christian what do you want to do when you grow up? Christian: I want to play basketball and soccer. Me: Who do you want to play like? Christian: Lebron James.
Our car was having a hard time staying started today. Christian said, "I know the problem, the car needs new tires."
Christian: Mom, I'm a little happy now. Me: why are you a little happy? Christian: Because somebody is checking to see if I am naughty or nice. Me: Who is checking to see if you are being naughty or nice. Christian: Jesus and Santa.
Christian: Mom, what are you? Me: a girl Christian: no, you are not. Me: Yes, I am. Christian: no, you are an Angel.
We had our adoption classes today. When we went to pick of Christian from the babysitters, he said, "Mom, did you get me a sister."
Christian's song went like this today: Follow the Prophet, lets get along.
Christian: Jesus helps us Me: How does Jesus help us? Christian: He saves our lives.
Me: Christian, I have a song stuck in my head. Christian: Where? Is it in your hair?
Christian: "Mom, I need to say a prayer so that my hiccups will go away." A hour later Christian says, "Mom, my hiccups went away."
Christian has a new pretend friends Molly, Catalina the snake, and Deona the pig. They live in a nice house which is a apple.
Christian: I got work to do! Me: What kind of work do you have to do? Christian: Nintendo work
me: Christian you are so cute Christian: I'm not cute. I'm dangerous!
Christian said the prayer today. This is what he said, " Please bless that mommy will have more patience with me."
We were driving home from Astoria and Christian started to get sad. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "mom my goldfish cracker only has one eye." "That would be sad, sad to only have one eye."
Chris: Christian get your tail over here Christian: Dad, I don't have a tail. I have a bum! Me: Who has a tail Christian: Rabbits
Christian: Ice Cream makes me white.
Christian: Mom, Jonah is here. Me: What's he doing? Christian: He is talking to me. Me: what is he saying to you? Christian: He wants me to go to Nineveh with him.
Christian: Mom, I'm hungry! Me: What do you want to eat? Christian: Angry Birds
