Christian is a really funny boy and says the most funniest things. I wanted to share them.Chris: Christian what do you want to do when you grow up? Christian: I want to play basketball and soccer. Me: Who do you want to play like? Christian: Lebron James.
Our car was having a hard time staying started today. Christian said, "I know the problem, the car needs new tires."
Christian: Mom, I'm a little happy now.
Me: why are you a little happy?
Christian: Because somebody is checking to see if I am naughty or nice.
Me: Who is checking to see if you are being naughty or nice.
Christian: Jesus and Santa.
Christian: Mom, what are you?
Me: a girl
Christian: no, you are not.
Me: Yes, I am.
Christian: no, you are an Angel.
We had our adoption classes today. When we went to pick of Christian from the babysitters, he said, "Mom, did you get me a sister."
Christian's song went like this today: Follow the Prophet, lets get along.
Christian: Jesus helps us
Me: How does Jesus help us?
Christian: He saves our lives.
Me: Christian, I have a song stuck in my head.
Christian: Where? Is it in your hair?
Christian: "Mom, I need to say a prayer so that my hiccups will go away." A hour later Christian says, "Mom, my hiccups went away."
Christian has a new pretend friends Molly, Catalina the snake, and Deona the pig. They live in a nice house which is a apple.
Christian: I got work to do!
Me: What kind of work do you have to do?
Christian: Nintendo work
me: Christian you are so cute
Christian: I'm not cute. I'm dangerous!
Christian said the prayer today. This is what he said, " Please bless that mommy will have more patience with me."
We were driving home from Astoria and Christian started to get sad. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "mom my goldfish cracker only has one eye." "That would be sad, sad to only have one eye."
Chris: Christian get your tail over here
Christian: Dad, I don't have a tail. I have a bum!
Me: Who has a tail
Christian: Rabbits
Christian: Ice Cream makes me white.
Christian: Mom, Jonah is here.
Me: What's he doing?
Christian: He is talking to me.
Me: what is he saying to you?
Christian: He wants me to go to Nineveh with him.
Christian: Mom, I'm hungry!
Me: What do you want to eat?
Christian: Angry Birds
